Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
- me: *is arrested*
- police officer when we get to the jail: alright you get one phone call
- me: okay
- me: *calls jk rowling*
- me: listen, is lavender brown dead or not?
I feel like we’ve all known a girl in elementary school that was obsessed with horses
I was that girl.